On the other hand, could she possibly be telling the truth about blowing off an unexpected visit of the Governor to our home? When I next looked out our living room window, there was the Governor having his picture taken with our neighbors, Daniel, Mara, Evan, Sydney and Aliza Schack.
The scene shocked me into reality. I would shortly have to face him alone at the front door without spousal support. Important questions raced through my mind. I was sure he’d been tramping around a lot of downstate farms while campaigning recently. If I invited him in, would it be too much to ask him to take his shoes off? Should I tell him my lovely wife couldn’t say hello because she was upstairs naked?
In short order the Governor appeared. While I didn’t invite him in (what with a naked wife upstairs and all), we did have a nice five-minute chat at the front door about the election. When I told him, “My prediction is that you’ll win,” he quickly responded, “From your mouth to God’s ears.” And with that, J.B. and his entourage ambled out of the cul-de-sac.